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narcissa_dvm's InsaneJournal:
| Friday, April 1st, 2011 | |
| 11:27 am | Off with her head! Kreacher? KREACHER? Where is that stupid elf? What is this place? If I've turned into my mother, time to have a Conseil de Famille, I think. |
| Saturday, October 9th, 2010 | |
| 1:43 am | Owl post to Draco Malfoy, Lake Cottage Draco darling, I need your help on a small matter. Do you think you could have a look round the Cottage to see if you can't find my red cashmere and silk Hermès scarf? Yes, this one,  surely you remember it, I've had it forever. Anyway, I can't find it anywhere at Eaton Square, but then I remembered we'd had Words last week-end when I visited you and the children - silly argument, really - but I expect it got in a huff and hid itself when I was going, & I forgot it. (And I won't hear the last of it! I expect it wanted me to go looking for it all over, and it would eventually have surfaced in Lily's toy chest or some such outlandish place, after HOURS of turning your house upside down. Except it never happened, I just didn't think.) Well, time to face the music; I can always send it to the dry-cleaners if it gives me too much of a hard time, and still, I miss it now. So could you go looking? And possibly turn on the charm a bit when you find it, to spare me too much aggro when it gets back here? I'll make it up to you, darling. Much love to you & Harry, Mummy. |
| Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 | |
| 8:40 am | Owl Post: Harry Potter Thank you Harry. I'll be with you in a few moments. You have been in contact with my Kobolds, yes? I'll firecall Pfaffenhofer at once. It's kind of you to ask, but yes, tell Lucius, of course. Narcissa |
| Thursday, April 1st, 2010 | |
| 4:26 pm | *echoing from a lift stopped between two floors at The General Trading Company, Sloane Square* ....no, don't try again, Molly, the first attempt was scary enough, thank you. I'm sure you're not supposed to use magic in a Muggle setting. What were you doing here anyway? It's not as if you were interested in new lampshades, or is it? No, I have no idea. Draco doesn't discuss your son very much, and as for your granddaughter, she's very happy with them. Of course I see her often. No, Molly, it's chinoiserie painted on tôle, nothing really extraordinary, just pretty. Yes, I'm sure they'd sell you one, they're Muggles, aren't they? I meant they're a shop, they sell things to people. And rescue them from lifts, yes of course. No, I think calling 112 would be more useful. It's a Muggle mobile telephone, why? PLEASE don't try this charm again, we're in an ENCLOSED SPACE.... |
| Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 | |
| 1:51 am | OWL POST, WARDED, WITH AUTOMATED REPLY: Lucius Malfoy Lucius, have you seen? At last. At long, long last. N. |
| Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 | |
| 1:47 pm | Owl Express: Draco Malfoy Darling, I'm coming home this instant. Don't worry, there are many things we can do and specialists we can see. The world is full of charlatans, we always knew that, but that's not all there is. Don't do anything rash in the meantime. Much love, Mummy PS: Yes, yes, of course I can find you an elf. Not too young, I think, and reasonably independent-minded. Someone Issy will like, too; that makes a huge difference. |
| Thursday, October 9th, 2008 | |
| 1:32 am | Owl Post: Draco Malfoy Darling, I know this will feel like a strange birthday present, but I wanted you to have my wand case. It was my father's, your grandfather, and it's been in the family for centuries. It held my citruswood wand from Hogwarts until now. Tradition says that it should only be passed on when the recipient is completely happy and would never be tempted to unsheathe their wand in anger. I'm so glad to see you happily married, and a father. Much love, my darling son. Mummy *the owl carries an oblong package wrapped in hand-painted parchment* |
| Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 | |
| 7:21 pm | Floo Call: Remus Lupin Remus! REMUS! You'll NEVER guess where I woke up this morning! In the overdecorated bijou pad of my oh-so-dear (NOT!) cousin Narcissa, on Eaton Square in London! Frills everywhere and the kind of spindly furniture with LEGS that trip you up every time. (Fed a sidetable to the Floo right now, that's why the flames are less green and a bit more orange-y. If I talk long enough, I'll have got rid of the EVIDENCE! HA!) I started worrying that I had finally gone round the twist (with the help of a couple of bottles of Ogden's Finest) and bonked her, but she was nowhere in sight, and I wouldn't have turned her OFF so fast Or would I? HA! Don't answer that, Moony. Didn't you use to have a little thing for her anyway? We need to have a LONG TALK about it. MOOOOONY???? Current Mood:  HA! |
| Monday, March 31st, 2008 | |
| 12:45 am | International warded express owl: Lucius Malfoy Very well. Our son, Draco, has been cursed. He is, apparently, pregnant. By a nixie, or so he seems to think. NOW will you hotfoot it here, or at least Floo call me? |
| Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 | |
| 2:39 am | INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS OWL: Lucius Malfoy Lucius, I MUST speak to you. Something utterly appalling is happening to Draco, and he, Severus and young Harry are being completely irresponsible about it all. Some drastic decisions must be taken, although I want our son examined by a Kobold expert I trust before we do anything. The situation is EXTREMELY urgent, and potentially fatal. Please Floo call, and make preparations to come to London as soon as possible. Narcissa |
| Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 | |
| 12:39 am | Filter:Private My son has LOST HIS MIND. Oh, gawd. Where IS that elf??? |